Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Aspect Ratio Nerdery: The Dark Knight

Now playing: Hans Zimmer - Watergate
via FoxyTunes

Been ages, I know. But I'm here now with something that's been much on my mind since the release of The Dark Knight in IMAX: How are they gonna deal with the different aspect ratios on DVD?

The answer is "in a mixed way." As you all may or may not know, IMAX is filmed in a 1.43:1 aspect ratio, that is, the image you get is 1.43 units longer than it is tall. With the screen as big as it is, that's pretty darn close to square. However, your standard 35mm film (the stuff that gets shown in movie theaters and is usually marketed as "widescreen" on DVD shelves) is a whopping 2.40:1, giving it that cinematic "clipped from the top and bottom" or letterboxed look.

Given the cost and highly unwieldy use of IMAX cameras, only a few of the big scenes in The Dark Knight were filmed in the format, which meant that two things happened. For the IMAX release, they took the rest of the scenes that were shot in standard 35mm and projected them onto the screen in their original ratio, leaving a portion of the top and bottom of the screen unused while the scenes shot in IMAX took up the entire screen. Given just how freakin' huge an IMAX screen is, the 35mm still took up a whole lot of space, but the changes of the aspect ratio were definitely noticeable.

For the theatrical (non-IMAX) release, they simply took all the IMAX scenes and cropped the top and bottom off of the images so that it got squeezed back down to the correct 2.40:1 ratio. To the directors and cinematographers credit, the IMAX sequences were still really well framed, so editing them down didn't do much damage to the visuals. For purists, the IMAX version remains the most intact.

For the DVD's, two things were done. The closest to the original aspect ratio was the inclusion of the IMAX scenes as a separate extra in the Standard Definition 2-Disc Set. While one can see the entirety of the shots in this extra, the wonky IMAX formatting means that not only is the image cropped off at the sides, but also at the top to allow for viewing on a standard 4:3 TV or computer screen. However, the entire image is there, and in the end makes a nice extra to have. The only odd thing is that this is missing from the High Def Blu-Ray release, for reasons unknown.

Instead, for both the Blu-Ray and the Digital Copy of the movie, they re-set the aspect ratio to 1.78:1 for the IMAX scenes, allowing for more of the image to be seen. My guess as to why this is is that a switch from an image that's cropped up and down to an image that's cropped on the sides would be too jarring for those viewing on an HDTV (itself being a 16:9), who's image would have to contract inward to preserve the proper aspect ratio (rather than the 35mm image "expanding" to fill an IMAX screen).

Allow me to illustrate, starting with the most constrained and moving outward. Here's a shot from the opening heist scene, cropped from the 1.43:1 IMAX to the 2.40:1 of 35mm:

2.40:1

It looks great, which is once again testament to how well the film was shot. Remember, however, that this isn't all of the shot. Here's that same image, but taken from the 1.78:1 Digital copy:

1.78:1

Notice how you can now see more of his legs below the mask, the curb he's standing on, and the tops of some of the street lights. I thought it was interesting as I was formatting these pictures that the above picture, when squeezed down to the same 720 x 480 pixels as the first picture, was essentially the same but without the letterboxing. Don't let the lack of black bars across the top and bottom fool you, however. This still isn't the full image. For that, I give you the below:

1.43:1

Here is the IMAX image in it's entirety. Notice you can now see his feet and some of the sidewalk below it, and the water tower in the upper right-hand corner is fully visible. Notice also the letterboxing on the sides of the picture. This isn't cropping, but squeezing the image so that all of the top and bottom can be seen, and due to the closer-to-square nature of the image on the closer-to-rectangle screen I took it from, you get the above formatting.

Although the IMAX formatting is a special case, now you can see what's lost, and you might have a bit of an idea of why aspect ratio purists (like myself) prefer Widescreen to Fullscreen. The latter is the 35mm with it's sides chopped off to fit into a 4:3 TV screen (hence the "this movie has been modified from it's original to fit your TV" warnings you'd get on VHS tapes back in the day).

So, the one thing you should take from all this? If you haven't seen The Dark Knight in IMAX, go see it when the re-release it next month. And if you haven't seen it at all? For the love of god, pony up the extra cash to see it on that freaking huge screen. It makes an excellent movie that much better.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Friday, November 14, 2008

(Anti)Twilight Analysis: The Good Parts Version

Now playing: Tannahill Weavers - Ferrickside/The Laundry at Drummond Castle
via FoxyTunes


In this whole crazy mess that are the books and movie, I've found some great analysis by others on what makes Twilight so attractive/horrendous.

What is it About Edward? Smart Bitches, Trashy Books provides an insightful look into what makes many ladies go crazy. A choice cut...

"He tames his desire to kill her and eat her, but he still consumes her, which is the point that made me the most uncomfortable, but may also serve as a primary reference as to why Edward is so alluring a character. While Edward and Bella don’t knock boots in Twilight, Edward manages to insert himself figuratively into her life and become the center of every moment of Bella’s life – and she’s all for it. More than one person commented to me privately after reading my review that the manner in which Bella subsumes her identity and becomes absorbed by Edward almost symbiotically made them as readers profoundly uncomfortable, because it echoed abusive relationships they witnessed or experienced. It wasn’t romantic for them, that totalitarian management - it was creepy."

Lord Sin's Loinfire Club: The Loinfire Club doesn't read....Twilight. While a bit high in the snark area, it also calls out a lot of what doesn't work. Case in point...

"Meyer also notes...that 'Edward goes to great lengths so nothing bad happens to Bella, she is cared for so much. A lot of the book's appeal is the thought of being loved to that extent [...] There has been some antagonism from men about Edward. They are jealous because they don't want to try that hard.'

Of course men don't want to try that hard. And no man should. It's creepy. Edward seems to do nothing else but stalk her (and hunt for food). He spends all his sleepless nights sneaking into Bella's room and watching her sleep, seemingly immune to boredom. (Pillywiggin theorises that Bella's a one-woman radio station in her range of sleep-talking, but I doubt that's what Meyer has in mind.) He stalks her, literally following her about and finding out where is by reading the thoughts of those around her. And this is all before they actually get together and declare their love and all that."

Arzim's Compiled Twilight Rebuttals: Very in depth (if not angry) counter-arguments to the fan responses. This person has earned the title "English Major."

"Or, take Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre (1847) and its titular character. Like Elizabeth, Jane is faced with classism, sexism, lack of opportunity, and, like Bella, is faced with dealing with somewhat of a Byronic hero (brooding, dark, secretive, ‘superior’). Like Elizabeth, Jane basically gives a polite and cultured “fuck you!” to her antagonists, and unlike Bella, Jane doesn’t take any crap from Mr. Rochester. In fact, the feminist theme in Jane Eyre is so firm and pervasive that by the end of the book, Jane has completely turned the traditional gender roles on their asses. Together, she and Elizabeth represent two of the strongest female characters in all of literature. Bella? Bella doesn’t even deserve to be on the same bookshelf as them."


That's all for now. More meaty (and personal) analysis of other subjects to come!


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Crossing the Pale

Now playing: Tannahill Weavers - Are Ye Sleeping Maggie
via FoxyTunes

Well folks, it's finally happened to me. I saw the code, then I saw the Matrix, and now all I see is the code again. In my wanderings around various DVD sites, I came across the phrase "edge enhancement." The first time I saw it, it didn't mean anything to me, and any usual complaints about DVD transfers having an abundance of it merely caused me to shrug.

One day, however, my curiosity got the better of me, and I took a spin around the 'net to see what I could learn about this strange effect. Luckily for me the first hit on the search engine landed this wonderfully informative explanation. After the copious examples provided, I began to see why edge enhancement wasn't only not what it appeared, but that it actually lowered the resolution on the images it affected. The subtle haloing effect also became more pronounced in my eyes. I could see why edge enhancement, to those who noticed such things, was more a detriment than a help.

And then it happened. I'd seen countless examples, I could recognize the signs on sight, but it wasn't until I bought my standard def copy of Hellboy II yesterday that it finally all came home. I popped the DVD into my laptop, booted up the DVD player, and started the movie. But what's this? The opening titles look kinda odd; there's something strange about this white/yellow text on this black background...nawwww, it couldn't be. But those are some crazy halos around the text, maybe it's just a fluke....::the next scene comes, with more text and more....:: AH MY GAHHHD!

Now, to be fair, the enhancement is only really noticeable around text, but there were a few times when I noticed it elsewhere. The very fact that I now notice it all on my own has made me one of THOSE PEOPLE. You know the ones, who know just a tad much more than others in a certain area, who know how it's all done, and because of their knowledge they focus more on the process that leaks around the edges than the actual product. It's also kinda happened to me with cinematic editing tricks, a condition brought about by exposure to a sheer amount of "making-of" documentaries and subsequent exposure to many, many movies.

This is, I think, my turning point for purchasing High-Def hardware. I've been a little ambivalent up to now about getting an HDTV/Blue-Ray Player/Replacing my standard def collection, mainly from the practical standpoint of the price. I've still be in the rut of "Wait a few more months to pass and see if the price drops..." and then, when a few more months have passed, repeat the mantra. I mean, I've seen high def before, and it's a fantastic thing to behold, but I've never really had a reason up 'till now. Time to start socking money away!


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, November 10, 2008

Back to Work

Currently in Earphones: "The Musketeer" soundtrack by David Arnold

Right, so I've finally gotten (reasonably) over my jet lag enough to post all the pictures on Flickr. I also finally broke down and got a "pro" account, as they were placing limit after limit on the free account I had. "Oh, sorry, you can't have more than three sets of photos...Whoops! Upload limit per month!....Drat, only 200 pics allowed in your photostream...why don't you upgrade?" Since it is pretty cheap, I went for it, and will probably be the happier for it. So, without further ado, the link...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30553999@N03/sets/72157608817863135/

These'll have to do in place of finishing the travel narrative, it's been long enough that the memories are no longer as fresh, and I've forgotten most of the little details that would spice it up from a kinda okay travelogue to a pretty good travelogue. So! Photos for your perusal.

Finally got off my ass (a little) and applied for work at my old summer haunt, the Oakland Zoo. If I get it, it'll just be for a month, which suits me fine. Dunno how long I'd last doing the same thing I've done for a number of summers. I'm still on the lookout for other work (helloooo, craigslist), and am at least hoping for some different mind-numbing work than other jobs I've had.

Currently navigating the GRE site and (hopefully) signing up for one soon. I figure even if I don't know where or when I'll be attending grad school, I should take it early before all the knowledge I have leaks out of my ears.

Other than that, nothin's really happening. Oh, I gave my talk last thursday, and it went swell. Not really much else to say.

Bleh, I'll be back when more interesting things happen.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Back Home

Now playing: David Arnold - Fight Inn
via FoxyTunes

So I've made it back home in one piece, I had a blast in Italy. I'm a little annoyed at myself that I didn't do any write ups for my solo Ravenna trip, Florence, or Venice (not to mention the wonderful time I had in Ivrea!), but I'll be posting pictures soon, so hopefully that'll soften the lack of a finished travelogue.

I'm still getting over the jet lag, it's really weird to completely crash around 8 pm and wake bolt upright at 3 am. It definitely made things interesting for the author talk I had today as a follow up to winning the Prized Writing competition, but that went off well otherwise.

Right, I am completely zonked. Off to bed, and pictures later.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Who hit the gas?

Currently in Earphones: Nothing

Tonight I'd be writing about my solo trip to Ravenna and today's trip to Firenze (Florence), but of late we've been getting tired early and heading to bed likewise. We're heading to Modena and then Venice tomorrow, and the day afterward a ridiculously long trip to Ivrea and thence to Torino. I'll try to cover everything on Sunday (our designated day of rest, seemed like a good idea what with all the churches we've been visiting).

Also, they don't have automatic dryers here. My sodden laundry is currently airing out on a fold out clothes line. Luckily I have enough to last me through the next day or two, which should be enough time for the current damp clothes to fully dry. Also, delicious though prosciutto crudo is (that would be simply prosciutto to us Americans), I still maintain that it looks like it needs to be cooked more thoroughly before it's safe for consumption.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, October 27, 2008

Bologna and Ravenna

Currently in Earphones: "Klendathu Drop" by Basil Poledouris

Been busy, as you can imagine, here's what's happened so far.

I've had time to explore a good amount of the centro, or downtown, area of Bologna. Virtually all the sidewalks are covered with stone vaults and columns, there's statuary everywhere, and all of the streets are cobble-stoned and look extremely European. It's basically a straight shot from the northern borough where Deepti lives to the centro, namely the Piazza Maggiore and surrounding churches and other places of interest. The western portion of the piazza features a large fountain crowned with Neptune and is aptly named the Piazza Nettuno. Just across from that is the Biblioteca Sala Borsa, built atop an old Roman forum, and the center of the library has a glass floor so one can see the ruins in all their glory.

To the south of the Piazza is the Basilica of San Petronio, which would have been as big if not bigger than the main attraction in Rome, if the Pope hadn't had a "I see what you did, there" moment and halted construction. The two things that caught my eye were a huge fresco depicting Hell, which was interesting in that it showed Muhamed getting an eternal neck-crick from a demon. Evidently this was enough to justify some tightening of security in case any muslims took offence. I just thought it was kinda funny, in both that it seemed a kinda lame punishment and in that it was even labeled (a banner saying "MACHOMET" under him) . The other point of interest for me was the rather absurd amount of reliquaries they had. In addition to a very flashy nave filled with some really good ones (which were too far away to be identified), there was some overflow in a side room as well. Because in America you just don't see containers filled with saint's fingerbones, vertebra, and other assorted pieces, it was a rather novel experience for me. Given how reliquaries are usually about as trustworthy as pieces of the true cross are (and I having read Baudolino), I merely regarded them as curiosities, but interesting curiosities nonetheless.

Down the via to the east are the famous Two Towers of Bologna, the Torre de Asinelli and the Torre de Garisenda. Deepti informed me that the local superstition among the students of the Alma Mater Studiorum is that one shouldn't go up the Torre de Asinelli (the taller of the two) while still a student, or it would bring bad luck. I'll head up there when I have 3 euro in spare change for the fee. They don't let you in to the Torre de Garisenda, or the "what you have done in Pisa by accident we will do in Bologna by DESIGN."

The last building we visited was the Archiginnasio, which featured over 6000 coats of arms adorning the walls, along with the room in which Rossini composed his "Stabat Mater" and a really, really cool lecture hall that was used for anatomy. This teatro anotomico also featured some really neat skinless statues, along with carved representations of the Astrological figures along the ceiling, with a hanging carving of Apollo in the center of it.

We've had more adventures in the centro since the day we spent all day there, but I need to get on to the next day, which was only a few hours in Ravenna. We went to the stazione centrale (the Bolognese version of Grand Central) and caught an eastbound train whose final destination was Rimini, but which stopped in Ravenna, which is where I wanted to visit.

This was a classic example of me not doing my research, as I only had a vague idea of why I wanted to go. I knew that Ravenna was the capital after the fall of the Western Roman empire (and that Belisarius captured it from de Camp's Lest Darkness Fall), but I didn't really know of any places I wanted to go in Ravenna. Deepti likewise had little knowledge of the city, so she ended up buying a map and I a nicely bound guidebook and we started off.

We first visited the Duomo, which was a little smaller than San Petronio, but better lit and filled with lighter colors (not to mention more gilded in general). There were some spectacularly decorated naves (ok, the second picture looks like I lied about the lighting, but I have some pictures I'll be bringing back as proof) as well as some neat statuary featuring a headless emperor in porphyry (reminding me sharply of the Tetrarchs, which I also hope to see when we go to Venice).

We then saw that La Tomba di Dante was somewhere not to be missed, but we got there after closing and could only marvel at the outside of it. After that we wandered over to the Piazza del'Popolo, and finally found where everyone in Ravenna goes to have fun on a Saturday evening. Until then the streets that we traversed had seemed awefully empty, given the day of the week it was. But as soon as we hit the Piazza the crowd materialized, and all of the sudden it became a happening place.

There were a few places mentioned in the guidebook that looked like fun, but the day had ended and we needed to catch a train back to Bologna. I'm planning on taking a solo trip back to Ravenna tomorrow (yikes!) to revisit the tomb of Dante and take a look at the Mausoleum of Theodoric and St. Vitale. Luckily Deepti is putting together a little phrase book so I can order food (and not starve), and that I might finally get some vocabulary stuck in my brain that isn't "si, no, per piachere, grazie" and "prego."

Phew! That about covers the big events over the last few days. I definitely have more to tell, but I'll get back to that later. Our future trips will be Modena/Venice on Friday and Ivrea on Saturday, then hopefully Florence sometime before I come back.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Day 2: Cowering

Currently in Earphones: Nothing, Deepti's Italian iTunes settings were hijacking my iPod.

So after sleeping for an ungodly amount of time, Deepti took me to the Supermercato so that I might actually have some food. I can see why folk gush about the cuisine here, based upon what I saw, at least. All sorts of fresh meats, including Rabbit, tons of fresh bread, and something I've never set eyes on before, fresh pasta. Wonderful pasta of all sorts, looking like they just came from from the kitchen, sealed and stuck in refrigerated racks right next to the meats. I went with some "safer" fare (using the old college cuisine sense), bread, apples, Italy's version of instant soup and pasta dishes, chips (olive oil flavored!), and some yummy, yummy nutella.

Deepti's been good about getting some Italian vocabulary into me, though so far a lot of it has been of the "into the deep end" variety. Luckily, she responds well to my quailing looks, and to her credit, it hasn't been terribly difficult. Lets just say that I was never so relieved to see the price display on a cash register before.

Since I was still getting over jet lag, spoke only english, and was feeling quite a bit like Leonard Shelby when it came to reading a map, I decided to hole up in Deepti's apartment and equalize while she was in class. But though I'd decided not to say hi to Italy today, Italy decided to come in and say hi to me instead. Partway through the day a young man came in to fix some broken glass on Deepti's door. Having not met any of her apartment mates, I immediately went and introduced myself on instinct, though I quickly found out he was only there for the repair. He seemed to understand that I was at least the boyfriend of someone, but conversation was limited. It was only after he left that I found I could have dredged up enough Spanish to hold a basic conversation (if he indeed spoke it), but I at least made a saving throw of a "grazie!" as he was on his way out, and was rewarded with a grinning "prego!"

I'm still getting over jet lag, and found that I was quite ready for a long nap around 3pm, local time. When I did get up (and Deepti had returned), I had a really good combination of (apparently) veal ravioli and some tomato sauce that had diced olives in it. It almost seemed comical that something that tasted so good was thrown together the same way we'd boil pasta and add sauce back in the states. I guess I can see why folks get so worked up over the local cuisine here, and I can't wait to sample more of it.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Arrived in Italy (and 200th post!)

Currently in Earphones: "There is a Time" by Solas


Hop, thump, skid, and bumped my way into Italy over the past few days. Highlights were realizing that each leg of my flights was on a different airline, and that if I wanted to check in online, I had to do it through each company's website independently. Which would have gone off without a hitch, had the lady who checked in my bag at SFO (at the United terminal) hadn't been insistent that my printed boarding pass for my second leg on Lufthansa "wasn't valid." Never mind that it said on the pass "You are checked in, use this bar-code as your boarding pass." So I didn't get the desired "wheels-up" effect of having all my worries fall away as soon as we left the tarmac until I reached Frankfurt, and the nice lady at the gate confirmed that yes, I had a valid boarding pass.

The 10 hour hop from SFO to Frankfurt wasn't too bad, though losing 8 hours was mighty annoying. Trying to get some sleep because your plane pre-empted what you normally think of sunset by such a wide margin didn't really work all that well for me. I dozed as much as I was able, but didn't actually get sleep. Just how long the flight was was driven home to me when I realized that they were showing not 2, not 3, but 4 movies back-to-back, and THEN at least an hour of TV programming. Food was a little better than the usual toned down meals they've been serving since the airlines have been in decline. Luckily no-one was sitting next to me, so I could stretch out more than usual. Other than that, the first leg was relatively uneventful.

The second leg, from Frankfurt to Bologna was notible for two reasons. The first, they gave us some crunchy chocolate as a snack, which I've never had on any airline before (well, barring the first time I was on Lufthansa). Secondly, I had a bit of a thrill when the stewardess first asked me if I wanted food/drink in German. It was diminished a bit when I found that she asked nearly everyone in German first (except for those reading Italian newspapers), but all the same, I felt the better for not being so obviously an american tourist.

And for those who want to know, the Bologna airport is kinda like a scaled down version of our own Oakland Airport. I didn't see any terminals that had planes come right up to them (we had a rolling staircase and a bus to take us in), but it wasn't just a "control tower and a wind-sock" affair either.

I spent most of my time stumbling through the streets of Bologna with Deepti in order to get back to her apartment (well, stumbling on my part), and I slept for a few hours at a time throughout the late afternoon. I feel a bit more refreshed this morning, and will be heading out shortly to acquire some groceries so that I don't starve when Deepti has class. Oh, and a toothbrush, which I managed to forget.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, October 13, 2008

Copypasta tastes good

Now playing: Solas - Vital Mental Medicine/The Pullet
via FoxyTunes


Because I'm lazy, and because Scalzi says it better...

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/10/13/oh-wait/



Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Quote-age

Now playing: Michael Giacchino - Roar!
via FoxyTunes

I've had this one kicking around my desk for the past year, and thought it deserved a shout-out on the blog...

"Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to reinforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in others."

- H.L. Mencken, Minority Report (1956)

Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Return Snippets

Now playing: Jerry Goldsmith - Masada - Main Theme
via FoxyTunes


Back from the East! Plane flights were surprisingly uneventful. After a number of months with the laziest waking schedule ever (before we left, that is), being three hours ahead of California time is just strange. Woken up and ready to go at 8? Hungry for lunch at 9? I've been transported to crazy land!

I beat my dad at Carroms, which is a big thing, considering he never beat his father (nor had I, my gramps was both annoyingly *and* admirably unforgiving in not giving us an inch with his mad carrom skillz). I still have yet to beat my aunt, and still contend that my pop wasn't at his top game. But hey, there you have it.

I'm going to Italy! Got my plane ticket and everything and will be staying for two weeks in Bologna and wherever else I'll be allowed to go. I was surprised that my Passport hasn't expired yet. I got it in 2001 (and boy, does my picture show it) and evidently it lasts for 10 years. So cool.

I now have about two weeks before I leave, and a fair amount of socializing to fit in. Gotta call Mary (who I haven't talked to in ages, an old YPSO buddy) about those P.D.Q Bach Tickets. Gotta call Sascha so I can return her "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" DVD set (and possibly ask if she'd be interested in an upcoming Davis Shindig). And I need to call Will and finally meet the guy! AND I've got the Prized Writing Awards to go to next week AND Coach's B-Day party! How the heck did this all pile up?

Maybe all this will keep me from return to my old eating habits. But being jet lagged definitely doesn't help when you feel hungry at the wrong hours of the day. Anywho, back to business.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Friday, October 03, 2008

Lancaster Snippets, Part 3

Now playing: Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard - Like A Dog Chasing Cars
via FoxyTunes


One word: Carroms

This game has been played by my father, grandfather, great grandfather, and so on. We use the American board, but not the cues. Because, you know, that wasn't how the original game was played.

Anywho, got back from Burlington last night. Ate dinner at a wonderful Irish pub called Ri Ra after spending another day at the Shelburne museum. Now we're recovering back at Lancaster, and have reached the end of my writing energies. Sorry y'all, I'll try to be more detail oriented on the next post.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Teeny Rant

Now playing: James Newton Howard - Abby Comes Calling
via FoxyTunes


To all people who review DVDs on Amazon. Please, PLEASE, stop reviewing the damn movies instead of the DVD. There are over a hundred people who have already given the 3 paragraph plot encapsulation, I don't need to you re-cap it. Especially if this is some special edition/box set...STOP REVIEWING THE MOVIE AND REVIEW THE GODDAMN PRODUCT.

There are many, MANY other places I could go if I wanted to find out about the film itself, you're not doing anyone any favors.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, September 29, 2008

Lancaster Snippets, Part 2

Now playing: James Newton Howard - The Belly Of The Beast
via FoxyTunes


We took a drive a few days ago to see the pretty fall colors, and two things struck me. The first was the variation in the spectrum of leaf color. I had expected to see reds, yellows, and maybe even oranges, but what I didn't expect was the healthy amount of greens mixed in. The fact that it didn't look completely one or two colors gave it an almost alien aspect that was gorgeous to look upon: I can see why my mom was going on and on about fall color. The other thing was how my first reaction was "This would be totally cool to put on film! Look at those colors! No-one's ever seen something like that before!" I then checked myself as I realized where I was from and the fact that, last I checked, New England was fairly well populated. I did take a small consolation that I had indeed not seen any such color on film before, and that there might be some novelty left in such things.

Yesterday we visited one of the Stinehours, a family the Keiths have known for years and years and who ran a press for years and years at which both my father and grandfather worked. It recently came to be that the Stinehour press had closed down, but we visited the eldest Stinehour boy (well, man, he and my dad have been good friends) at his own studio. Aside from having hundreds upon hundreds of books, wonderful art and neat printing machines, there was also a stylized cutout in his loft that read...

ΨΥΧΗΣ ΙΑΤΡΕΙΟΝ

...which he told me was the apocryphal inscription on the main entrance at the Library of Alexandria. There was also a neat poster which had a really cool saying about Printing Offices, and I should have taken a picture of it.

And today we drove over to Burlington, VT, stopping on the way (as usual) at Ben and Jerry's HQ. The one thing that tickled me was a shirt in the gift shop that had, printed in the slightly faded Abercrombie lettering, "Body by Ben and Jerry's." I almost got the shirt, but settled for a button instead, as such a statement straddled the line between humorously self-referential and woefully true.

Right now we're currently staying in a wonderful, two leveled suite just across the way from Lake Champlain, and considering staying another day (we're only booked for the night) to take in the sights.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Lancaster Snippets, Part 1

Now playing: Hideki Sakamoto - prime #59
via FoxyTunes


So this first part isn't exactly in Lancaster, but it is the journey towards, so I'm weaseling it under the title. The second leg of the flight confirmed my suspicions that all you need to travel First Class is plenty of moolah (or unused miles). There was this crazy character that sat about three rows ahead of us. It was bad enough that it was one of those old people who dress like they're present day teenagers, but this lady also LOOKED all of 85, which wasn't pretty. I was itching to point her out to my parents (horrendous platinum blond wig and all), but that proved hard as we couldn't quite get away from her until we were all out of the airport. The last thing I wanted to do with my jet-lagged brain was go "LOOK MA, IT'S THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!"

The second story is our first night at the local hotel, where we'd been before and had a good time. This time, however, we managed to get a craptastic room: stains on the carpet, paint peeling from the ceiling, a slightly acrid smell, and the most uncomfortable couch I've ever sat on. To compound the problem, at least 5 flies managed to find their way into the room, and we were having a hell of a time trying to get rid of them. I got a few of them by hand (Thanks for the technique, gramps!), but we finally called the front desk and asked for a flyswatter.

So I was expecting one of those cheap, plastic numbers that seem to have a top speed that's just a tad slower than the fly, but I was surprised when they brought us the mistress of all flyswatters. This sucker had a simple, coiled metal handle and, I kid you not, a tooled leather swatting end. This thing had WEIGHT. I tried it out on one fly and the room rang with one of the loudest THWACKS! I've ever heard. The hilarious thing was, I found that I no longer heard any more buzzing from the rest of the flies in the room, and I had to work to hunt them down. A couple of loud noises later, our room was free of flies. We got moved to a far better room, but we're holding on to the swatter for good measure.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Friday, September 26, 2008

Greetings from Stevens Terrace

Now playing: Yuichi Tsuchiya - Vampire Killer
via FoxyTunes


Made it safe and sound to the ol' Keith Family house in Lancaster, NH. The red-eye was long but cushy; we finally made use of our many, many accumulated miles and upgraded the longer legs of our journey to First Class. You get some actual food! for the cost of your plane ticket! Admittedly it's no longer in the vein of "actual roast beef sandwiches" that my previous (and first) encounter with First Class was, but it was still pretty good.

I'll be updating with stories as I have time, I'm still getting used to the time difference and shaking off the jet lag. There will be stories, oh yes there will :)


Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Remembrance

Currently in Earphones: Memories of "Corazon Gitano" by Pimpinela


At the top of my bookshelf, now way up near the ceiling of my old room, there lies a book. It's an interesting book, as the majority of the pages are nearly pristine. Hardly grounds for individuality, given the number of books I own, but the odd thing is that the cover bulges out, like it's been well thumbed numerous times. Despite this there are no creases along the spine. I remember looking for it by name, years and years ago, hundreds of miles from home, and buying it without question, for I had been told there were answers in it. No, it wasn't a philosophy book, I got it from the sci-fi/fantasy section. The person who recommended it was in to codes and ciphers, and liked to be roundabout in explanations.

At the moment it's propping up a number of trade paperbacks. You see L. Sprague de Camp, Michael Crichton, Charlie Stross, Neil Gaiman, and probably get an idea of the theme of this shelf. Pulling it from it's horizontal position, you probably prop up "Rivers of Time" as it begins to teeter, no longer supported. Taking this odd book, bulging on either end with the cover curled but the pages white with un-use, you clamber down the ladder you used to get to the eyrie of books and sit down, the book on your lap. The cover shows an illustrated woman in a dark dress hovering over muted text and a brown, featureless landscape. The title is a rather obvious nod to Yeats and the author currently has a monopoly in the "D-E" section of every sci-fi/fantasy bookstore shelf. As you can see, I shared the indirect habit of the person who pointed me in the direction of the book.

The curved cover lifts to show two two sheaves of paper, folded in two. The first is actually two pages folded together, white printer paper with the tell-tale alternating red-and-blue text that can only be an IM conversation. It's a muted argument, that seems to end well but on uncertainty. The young boy (clearly the name in red) must have had an inkling as to it's importance: He took the trouble to print it out. The second sheaf of paper confirms your suspicions as to the person who owns the book. It's a piece of lined notebook paper, the kind you can tear out of a spiral-bound, and the edge is all raggety. They never do come out clean, despite the perforations. On it, scrawled and crossed out, is some of the most pretentious romantic doggerel you've ever seen. There's some good rhymes and maybe a few lines scan properly, but good thing it looks like a preliminary. It also is all over the place, some lines break and meters change. There's feeling in it, as most poetry has, but make no mistake, it is sophomoric.

Having seen everything that the front cover has to offer, you stuff the hastily folded sheets back in and open to the next gap, about halfway through and past scores of pristine, untouched pages. Another folded sheet of paper, some more doggerel scrawled on it, and a pin holding the folds together. You see part of a darkened rectangle and text in the corners, clearly a printed out picture from long ago. You remove the pin and unfold the paper, and on it is a picture of a girl. Her black, curly hair reaches down past her shoulders, her skin a light brown and dark brown eyes that have managed to catch the light of the flash such that they look a deep, soft reddish color. The most ghostly of Mona Lisa smiles graces the edge of her lips. You can see bookshelves stuffed to brimming behind her. You think what you will of her before re-folding and pinning the paper, then placing it back where it was. You notice, as you move on, a light dog ear on the page the picture was marking. There is nothing else to indicate why this page, but you've only just opened the book, haven't you?

Near the end there are two marked pages. The first has a small piece of red-folded paper, a drawing done in silver ink: a tree with a swing on it, on a hill during a starry night. There's a name on the bottom right hand corner, but it's been worn partially away. On the inside are a quote, an expanded "Love like you've never been hurt" excerpt, and a message about meeting somewhere at this time and this place. The writing is small and elegant, a girls hand. On the back, you notice with a smile, is "P.M. Publishing," handwritten in the same silver ink with a crescent moon and starts. Very carefully done, as the simple line borders on the front and back attest. Tucked within this note, maybe or maybe not having anything to do with it, are a ticket stub for a 3:35 pm showing of "The Last Samurai," and a pink copy of a receipt. The only interesting thing on the receipt are the printed words "SR BALL." You replace them in the red note and stick it back between the pages from where it came.

You come to the last gap, only a few pages later. This page is interesting in that it marks the beginning of a story, as you find that the book is not one tale but a collection of shorts. The one thing that springs out at you is the title, "TALLULAH." There are some light print marks, indicating that this was the only thing read in full, and you see that the paper marking the pages looks similar to the picture from earlier. It's folded the same way, another pin (long with a spherical black head, like the other) holds it together and contributes to the strange bulges in the book. You can see that it's another picture, and un-pin and un-fold it to get a good look.

It's a picture of a boy and a girl. You recognize the girl from the previous picture, but her hair has been coiffed and runs in ringlets down her back. A delicate white necklace is draped around her neck, accentuated by the dark satin strapless gown she's wearing. Next to her, the boy is just visible, his upper body blocked by the head of another young man in the foreground of the picture. Both the boy and the girl are sitting down and leaning forward, only the girls arms, crossed and resting on her knees, are visible. A corsage with white flowers is around the girls far wrist, and if the young man in the foreground was gone, you'd see a similar boutineer on the boy's shirt, held in place by two long, black-headed pins.

Both of their faces are shiny with perspiration. The girl is smiling, and it's part camera smile and part real smile: stiffness of the corners of the mouth look forced, but the faint lines from the corners of her nose to the corners of her mouth denote some real happiness. The boy looks unused to smiling, at least for a camera, and only the small curve at the one visible corner of his mouth hints at the smile to come. The last thing that catches your eye are their two visible hands: her un-corsaged left hand crossed over her lap to his left hand draped across his kneecap. They're not holding hands, but you can see that they're touching. You concede it might be a trick of perspective, but all you've seen up to this point might lead you to believe otherwise.

You look to the print on the marked pages, and find snippits about lost love, about change and about about remembering the good. You find an emphasis on female characters asking the male ones to remember how things were, not how things became. All told it's not any more than a couple of hundred words, but the theme is clear. Perhaps you can understand why the rest of the book is pristine.

Having taken what you can, you close the book and climb back up the ladder to replace it on my high bookshelf. You pick up the de Camp and the Crichton and the Stross that have inevitably fallen over and stand them up straight, lying the strange, bulging, pristine-worn book on its back. It does a good job of holding up the others.

Perhaps you have enough pieces of this little puzzle, perhaps you want more. You might be driven to ask me about it, but I would only smile and say "She would probably like it that way."


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ahh, wondered when this might happen...

Now playing: The Corrs - My Lagan Love
via FoxyTunes


And I was so sure that I could get through life with a modicum of faith in humanity. Mind you, it's not Scalzi's fault, but this entry truly made a little part of me die...

http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1734

Is it just me, or is that really, really depressing?


Enough, More Later.
- James

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Not Brothers for Nothing

Now playing: James Newton Howard - Deacon's Speech
via FoxyTunes


Mainly I just wanted to post this to show off a nifty image capture program I found online (and will probably buy), but I've recently been going through the Granada TV Sherlock series and have taken a liking to Mycroft. Pictured above is the man himself (left, portrayed by Charles Grey) and Sherlock (right, the wonderful Jeremy Brett). The liner notes of the box set I got for my birthday lament the fact that Conan-Doyle used Mycroft sparingly, a sentiment I share wholeheartedly. I suppose the main reason like the character is that he's a creature of habit, something I can relate with, as well as being rather lazy. What I really like is how he's a foil for Sherlock, the latter being full of nervous energy and craving constant stimulation, and the former sedentary and prone to napping frequently. Despite these differences, they're both intellectual equals (though as the article says, Mycroft might exceed Holmes in this department, the one trait I don't claim similarity with).

I think what makes these characters continue on is how this character dichotomy can be found in a great number of relationships, be they familial, friendly, or otherwise. I definitely know a pair of brothers who have Sherlock/Mycroft qualities (and have oft imagined myself as the more awkward, but competent Watson following close on their heels). And like Conan-Doyle, I've definitely spent more time with the Sherlock than with the Mycroft, but have enjoyed both their companies immensely. Such immediate applicability seems to lend to their longevity as characters, as well as their appeal.

Anyway, I've run out of insights (or brain droppings, take your pick), and I want to go play with this new program more. Expect to see more pictures accompanying posts in the future.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

A Musical End note

Now playing: Maroon 5 - Tangled
via FoxyTunes

If I were more articulate, I might have made use of this early-college (for me) song...

(See Now Playing for info)

I'm full of regret
For all things that I've done and said
And I don't know if it'll ever be ok to show
My face 'round here
Sometimes I wonder if I disappear

Would you ever turn your head and look
See if I'm gone
Cause I fear

There is nothing left to say to you
That you wanna hear
That you wanna know
I think I should go
The things I've done are way too shameful

Your just innocent
A helpless victim of a spider's web
And I'm an insect
Goin' after anything that I can get

So you better turn your head and run
And don't look back
Cause I fear

There is nothing left to say
To you
That you wanna hear
That you wanna know
I think I should go
The things I've done are way too shameful

[x2]
And I've done you so wrong
Treated you bad
Strung you along
Oh shame on myself
I don't know how I got so tangled up



Sic est.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Book List

Now playing: Tom Sullivan - The Dreadnaught
via FoxyTunes


With all my talk of bookshelves and new reading material, I figured I should post a list of what I've currently read/am reading/plan to read.

(So you know, those should be numbers down there, dunno why Blogger decided they would look prettier as flower icons)
  1. Samuel "Chip" R. Delany - Nova
  2. Ursula K. LeGuin - Lathe of Heaven
  3. Mary Shelly - Frankenstein
  4. L. Sprague de Camp - Years in the Making (Collected Time Travel Fiction)
  5. Brian Stroud - The Bartimaeus Trilogy (The Amulet of Samarkand - The Golem's Eye - Ptolemy's Gate)
  6. Neil Gaiman - Smoke and Mirrors
  7. PD James - The Children of Men
  8. Wm. Shakespeare - As You Like It
  9. Cornelia Funke - Inkheart
  10. L. Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt - The Mathematics of Magic (Collected Enchanter stories)
  11. Samuel "Chip" R. Delany - The Neveryon Series (Tales of Neveryon - Neveryona - Flight from Neveryon - Return to Neveryon)
  12. Garth Nix - Across the Wall
  13. Susan Cooper - The Dark is Rising Sequence (Over Sea, Under Stone - The Dark is Rising - Greenwitch - The Grey King - Silver on the Tree)
I should also dedicate a list of my "Books in Limbo," ones I'm currently in the middle of but got put aside for others. This are in descending order of how long it's been since I've picked them up, and the reason I put them down.
  1. Umberto Eco - Focault's Pendulum (I loved Name of the Rose, but this is nearly impenetrable)
  2. Raymond E. Feist - Magician (Reads, beat for beat, like some wish-fulfillment fantasy that *I* would write)
  3. Peter F. Hamilton - Fallen Dragon (As my friend Toes said, dull exposition until the last 1/8th)
  4. Samuel "Chip" R. Delany - Dhalgren (Neat, but dense and full of mindscrew)
  5. Tom Stoppard - The Invention of Love (Stoppard's a genius, but I kept getting distracted)
  6. Statius - Thebaid (In my defense, I AM over halfway through, but oh, the purple prose!)
  7. Clive Cussler - Sahara (Fun, but kinda flat)
  8. Victor Hugo - Les Miserables (Serial writing bloatage ahoy!)
  9. Xenophon - Anabasis (I have no reason to not still be reading this, except for the influx of new reading material)
  10. Robert M. Pirsig - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (ditto, but this one can get a little boggy)
  11. Bart D. Ehrman - God's Problem (I can only take so much philosophy at a time, even if I agree with it)
So if y'all are wondering what I'll be doing for the next few weeks, there you go.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, August 18, 2008

Way to go, Sherlock

Now playing: Corner Stone Cues feat. Christopher Tin - Madokara Mieru
via FoxyTunes


No way to come out of that without being an asshole. Personal lesson learned, now to go spend time in the wilderness.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Thursday, August 07, 2008

I'm a lazy bum, sort of

Now playing: Jerry Goldsmith - The Fire Dragon (I seem to harbor an inordinate amount of affection for this song, i.e. it frickin' roXXors)
via FoxyTunes

Sometimes when I think of updating my blog, "I should post some pictures...oh wait, I have no way to host them, come to think of it, no way to take them. I really should get a digi-cam, they must be pretty damn affordable by now!" Of course, it's not terribly high on my list, but I always fantasize about how I can improve my picture taking abilities had I had one. You mean I actually have to think ahead about how I want to spend my fun money? Scandalous!

To the point, I re-organized my room. My desire for more shelf space finally took hold in my brain and wouldn't let go, so I dredged up my old Logistics Crew skills and played furniture tetris with my living area. I'd forgotten how little floorspace I have in my room, and that lead to some old problems of re-arranging the essentials: when you only have two walls to shove things up against, things get pretty limited. As much as I like my bay window, there's really very little you can put up to it. As it's designed to give a nice view, anything in front of it kind of defeats the whole "seeing things" business. And then the closet takes up the opposite wall, so it's either more space or losing access to clean clothes.

In the end, I finally decided that I could deal with limited access to the closet. I lined up my loft bed (on risers) the long way in front of the closet, which now limits how easily I can get my clothing, and makes trying to get stuff out of the top shelf somewhat ridiculous (ehh, I don't wear ties every day anyway). On the flip side, I now can easily access the shelf area above, and accordingly my nifty extra bookshelves. I stacked my two DVD shelves and moved them, so now I have more wall space, and you can guarentee that there'll be a new bookshelf in there soon. The final boon is that my desk can now take an un-obtrusive center at the bay windows, giving me a wonderful view of our backyard and my hummer feeder. There is still much to do!

I will give a shout out to ol' Tim Jue, who I saw and caught up with today at A.G. Ferrari's on College. I long for more KNSL shenanigans, and hope we'll both have time to indulge in our little creative diversions.

Anywho, it's late, I'm tired, yadda yadda.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, August 04, 2008

Poetry Double Header

Now playing: Danny Elfman - I. Pianos
via FoxyTunes


Since I need to get some sleep, some poetry. First off, the Hooker translation of the famous Dueling Poem in Cyrano de Bergerac (recommended by TC and implemented in the 1950 film version with Jose Ferrer)...


Lightly I toss my hat away
Languidly over my arm let fall
The cloak that covers my bright array
Then, out swords! And to work withal.

A Lancelot, in his ladies hall
A Spartacus at the hippodrome
I dally awhile with you, dear jackal
Then as I end the refrain, thrust home!

Where shall I skewer my peacock? Nay!
Better for you to have shunned this brawl
Here in the heart, through your ribbons gay?
In the belly, ‘neath your silken shawl?

Mark how my point floats, light as the foam
Ready to drive you back to the wall
Then as I end the refrain, thrust home!

Ho, for a rhyme…Mark, you’re as white as whey!
You break! You cower! You cringe! You crawl!
Tac! And I parry your last assay
So the turn of my hand forestall

Life with its honey, death with its gall
So may the turn of my fancy roam
Free for a time ‘till the rhyme’s recall
Then as I end the refrain, thrust home!

Refrain:
Prince! Pray God that is Lord of all
Pardon your soul, for your time has come!
Beat – Pass – Fling you aslant, asprawl –
Then as I end the refrain, Thrust home!


Also, because I'm a sucker for love poetry, I love me some Alfred Noyes, and to tie this post together, the following...


Song
(After the French of Rostand)
Alfred Noyes

O, many a lover sighs
Beneath the summer skies
For black or hazel eyes
    All day.
No light or hope can mar
My whiter brighter star;
I love a princess far
    Away.

Now you that haste to meet
Your love's returning feet
Must plead for every sweet
    Caress;
But, day and night and day,
Without a prayer to pray,
I love my far away
    Princess.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Saturday, August 02, 2008

A Quick Note on Stephanie Meyer

Currently in Earphones: "Wanted" Soundtrack by Danny Elfman

I found it interesting when Twilight first came out that nearly all the reviewers made mention of Meyer's Mormon background, and how that made her books a little cleaner what with the no pre-marital sex and all. Also, the slow build on the romance was praised by parents (well, moms, who also got into the series and read them with their daughters) who found it as the perfect opportunity to explore the birds and the bees talk. Trufax!

And, here's the fun part, Meyer started ratcheting up the squick in the most recent book, and people are looking all surprised. And I'm not talking the blood and guts, I'm talking the creeptastic Imprinting business. I'll let you do the searching on that one.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Victory is Mine!

Now playing: Corner Stone Cues feat. Christopher Tin - Madokara Mieru
via FoxyTunes


I FINALLY took my behind-the-wheel drivers test, and passed of course. The story is a long one, but it bears repeating. Long, long ago, during my first summer back at home in the bay after my freshman year at UCD, I decided it would be a good idea to get my license. Now, given the set up of Davis, CA, a car really wasn't necessary. Everything one needed could be gotten to by bike, and for anything else, there was the bus, which was free to students. It was more out of simple practicality that I was going after a license, but all that summer I read up my drivers hand book, got my permit, practiced every day. I scheduled my behind-the-wheel test for the last day I was in the Bay, I literally would be driving back to Davis the minute I got out of the test.

At this time, my pop had just gotten a brand new Prius, which was really awesome. I had been learning on his old '83 Toyota Tercel, which had been a really good car back in the day, but had gotten so old that the people in charge of the clean air comission included that make and year as un-salvagable for the it's emission standards. Consequently, they paid him to get rid of it, and I ended up using the Prius from then on. Now, it was so new that we hadn't yet got the paperwork for the insurance, but we brought the old insurance card for the Tercel, because it's all we had. We got in to the DMV, went up the right window and the lady checked us in. She did stop when we told her that the car we were driving didn't match the model on the insurance card, but she nodded and let us go when we explained. She handed us the slip of paper to give to the person who would test me and told us to pull around to the back.

So we drive into the queue of cars waiting for the behind-the-wheel test. Get up to the front, and a different lady comes out to administer the test. She comes up, I hand her the paper and our registration and insurance. "The insurance doesn't mach," she says. We explain ourselves. "I'm sorry, but the insurance doesn't match." And she walks away.

Needless to say, both my mom and I were hopping mad. We didn't have enough time to reschedule due to me having to go back to Davis, and the final insult came when my mom contacted the insurance company. They told us that the DMV could call them and they would fax the insurance info straight to the office where I would be taking my test. Over the next 3 years I was too busy at Davis, either with school or with summer work (that began the day after finals ended and ended the day before classes began) to try again. I did have some friends offer their time and their cars to get me back up to speed, but I just didn't have the drive (rimshot) or the time.

So, when I finished out my degree and returned to the Bay not a month and a half ago, I resolved to finally get the damned thing. Luckily over the past few years I've never had the need to drive, either as a relief driver on legs of a journey or to cart drunk friends around, as I've had the fortune to have more throughtful folk for the latter. But being back in the bay has reminded me that having wheels very much expands what one can do. My folks have also agreed to chip in for my own vehicle, so hopefully I'll be even more free in the near future. However, that also means I'll have no excuse to look for a real job.

On that topic, my pop has been nice enough to give me some paid coding work in relation to his job, and I think I won't get a better rate in any other job, even if it is more up my alley. Still, I'll be looking around now that I'll be more mobile.

I also paid a visit to the local comic shop, which I have been going to since I was a wee one. I hadn't been there since they moved, wonder of wonders, about five blocks from my house (when I lost interest), but I was pleased to meet an old friend of mine currently working there. We caught up and I bought a few comic collections of old favorites. I'm going to be sure to visit again, as it was great to see ol' Robert Marrujo again and it's nice to have old friends in close proximity.

I miss my girl in SoCal, but am hoping to see her sometime next month in her new place. I'm also scheming to get our parents to meet, which my folks are eager to do. It'd be nice to finally be down in LA with both sets of moms and pops present, I'm sure they'd get along quite well, and always love an excuse to hang out in the bibliophile's-dream of a house that is the abode of the 'taubs. I'm sure my girlfriend is tired of hearing it, but I always like to say that the main room of her folks house gives me a whopping case of bookshelf envy (along with almost every other room, in point of fact).

I also miss my Davis friends, and hope to contrive a reason to come up and visit. As some shout outs, I'd love to spend a night on the town with Toes, Alex and the incomparable Danger. I also get a happy grin on my face when I think about bringing Rome Season Two up and regaling my old fellow classics-nerd and friend Cindy with more medeterranian antics. Though I despise current slang, I can find no better exhortation than this: Holla back, folks!

Thats enough from me, time to savor the dulcet tones of the Men of the Robert Shaw Chorus as they belt out old sea shanties.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Various and Sundry

Now playing: Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard - Why So Serious
via FoxyTunes


The hour draws nigh when I finally have some wheeled freedom (at least in the legality department, back room negotiations for wheels in my name are still underway). The classic texts call to me; Statius has gotten rather stale, though I'm still curious to see the outcome of the Seven against Thebes. I'm approaching Xenophon with some wariness, knowing in my most academic of hearts that I really should be translating the Greek, but summer is still in my psyche and the authors Greek is easy enough that I feel accomplished simply to skim and match my knowledge of the language with the English translation.

I finished Allende's Zorro with relish, and wonder how much of her influence was the original pulps and how much the cinema. I still have plenty of reading material plundered from the UCD Bookstore before my departure, though I wonder how enjoyable it might be to slog through Les Miserables unabridged or Gravity's Rainbow (though if I wanted a modernist mindscrew, I'd probably be more entertained if I tried to finish Dhalgren). Time with the girlfriend and her wonderful family have expanded my appreciation of L. Sprague DeCamp, though seeing as he's currently out of print, my chances of easily finding works of his are slim. I could always trouble Mr. 'taub for a borrowing from his extensive collection, but my respect for vintage books makes me reluctant to ask. Oh, and note to self, must have a meeting of our respective families, I suspect they'd get on quite well.

The Dark Knight seems to be going on like gangbusters, considering my ill-thought-out foray on opening weekend and the sold out show I attended in the middle of the week, of all times. As the man sitting next to me quipped, "What, does no-one go to work or something?" The IMAX experience is overwhelming and majestic, as always. The limited number of scenes filmed in that glorious format seems to work for, rather than against the film, in my opinion. The breaks in between make the transitions to the monumental images that much more fresh upon their return. Even though they inflated the standard 35mm to fill AS MUCH OF THE SCREEN AS POSSIBLE, there were still audible gasps at the sheer size of the IMAX footage when the opening helicopter shot made it's presence known with a quick cut and resounding bass boom from the soundtrack. Well worth the $15 admission, and if you're considering seeing the big-ass screen version of TDK within the next week, I'd advise getting them a few days in advance and coming at least an hour before hand to get good seats. Yes, it's that popular.

In other news, I'm coaxing the hummers back to our backyard. About a week ago, I chauffered my mom to a bird supply store in what has become a long quest for the perfect birdbath. Seeing the hummer feeders reminded me of one we used to have when I was younger, and a mothers indulgance found me with a new feeder and insta-hummer-food-mix. I've since set up the feeder outside my bay window and have been waiting patiently for the few Anna's that have been flitting around to re-fuel. I've had moderate success so far, and hope to see a gradual influx as the weeks go by. I'm diligently cleaning out the feeder every 5 days, and was pleased to find the majority of my first batch of sugar juice all drunk up by our resident pint-sized birdies. The one snag I've run into is finding the right level to hang the feeder, as currently the cross-bar to my main window blocks my view of the feeding turret itself. There's a little circular perch around the flower-shaped drinking holes, and I like the sight of my few feathered visitors with their little feet firmly grasping it, their wings stilled such that they resemble very sleek and aerodynamic grapes with heads and beaks. True to their nature, when more than one showed up it became a fierce (but tiny) dogfight for dominance of the feeder. I'm looking forward to more hummer watching as the weeks go on.

There's more on my mind, but I've blathered on enough for the moment. I'd make promises for what I'll blog about next, but as I've become rather unreliable in following up, I'll refrain from doing so. One week 'till my drivers test (it only took 3 years).


Enough, More Later.
- James

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Thoughts on Crisis Core

Currently in Earphones: E.S. Posthumus' Cartographer

So, I finished playing the newest addition to the many armed monster that is Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core for the PSP. It was both better and worse than I thought, to the extent that follows.

The characters are genuinely like-able and fleshed out, enough back story is given so that their actions are reasonable. There's still a small amount that doesn't make sense, such as why Lazard did what he did, but it's not bad overall.

Now, this may be some Lost in Translation or Values Dissonance thing, but I found myself rooting for supporting characters that weren't part of the main drama. My prime example is Kunsel. This fellow is Zack's buddy from the very beginning, a SOLDIER 2nd Class with a good sense of humor and genuine likeability. The only real interaction you, as the player, get with him (aside from a few cutscenes) is through the Mail system. I found it to be a rather brilliant kind of immersion, as letters to Zack come wherever and whenever he happens to be (some depending on the plot, of course), and from all sorts of folk. There are the usual company bulletins and letters from the boss, but you'll also get little notes from the other characters depending on what's going on.

Kunsels occasional missives are, in my opinion, the best thing about the game. They literally are little "Hey how are you?"s that I could imagine a good friend sending, talking about this or that and thoughts on the goings on that really made me connect with the character. The warmth and humor that came from them made me seriously start to question just why it was Cloud, of all people, whom Zack got so buddy-buddy with. Looking back, I really can't remember any scene which shows Cloud and Zack connecting in any sort of way that made me think "Yeah, these guys are definitely gonna be good friends."

Once again, there may be something in the values dissonance that I'm missing here, but the writing just seemed to completely swerve about. I felt like I was supposed to find out how all the relationships in FFVII proper came about, and instead, it all feels like it came about purely by chance. When the last scene between Zack and Cloud happened, it never felt like this was the logical conclusion based on how the two came to be friends. It felt like "Hey, you who I only know a small amount about, who has gone on a grand total of two missions with me, and who has spent the last 1/4 of the game completely comatose while I've saved your ass, shall be my LIVING LEGACY!"

And then you've got this wonderfully sympathetic character of Kunsel, whos last missive is along the lines of "Hey, I know you're not dead like they say, old buddy, and you must be in a crapload of trouble, but I'm here for ya!" who's not even spared a second thought. I felt much the same way about the two romantic roles of Cissnei and Aeris (I REFUSE to spell it with a "-th," and still maintain that it sounds like one has a lisp). Aeris is the established g/f of Zack as of FFVII proper and Advent Children, and to be fair, there is some chemistry between them. I just found the wonderful tension between Zack and Cissnei at the end of Crisis Core to be far more compelling. If it wasn't for the japanese cultural thing about first kisses, I wouldn't have been surprised to see those two be a little more intimate (before Zack ran for his life, that is).

The rest is all well and good, great production values and a good combat engine. Sephiroth's Face Heel Turn is still kind of...odd. I guess he never really thought about his origins too hard, because that's all it took to throw him off the deep-end. Well, considering his back story, I can kinda see why. An additional point of interest, if you've gotten your hands on the rest of the proliferating spin off media for FFVII, you'll have seen the same 3 or 4 big scenes from the plot proper at least that many times in all their various incarnations. For those of you worried about whether Crisis Core takes as much liberties with re-arrainging the canon as Last Order did, fear not. It's more or less verbatim from FFVII proper.

Oh, and there's an "epic poem" called LOVELESS (what is the Japanese fascination with ALL CAPS, I wonder?) that's less in line with Homer and more in line with Hildegard of Bingen (read, crazy mystic rambling). You have been warned.


Enough, More Later.
- James

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Not actually feeling down, but....

Now playing: John Ottman - Xavier Escapes (Deleted Scene)
via FoxyTunes

...it's late and late hours tend to bring the melancholy. Thought I'd make some use of the collected poems of Alfred Noyes, and this one fit (in an almost frighteningly perfect manner) with a particularly lonely summer in Davis, years ago...


The Return
by Alfred Noyes

O, hedges white with laughing may,
   O, meadows where we met,
This heart of mine will break to-day
   Unless ye, too, forget.

Breathe not so sweet, breathe not so sweet,
   But swiftly let me pass
Across the field that felt her feet
   In the old time that was.

A year ago, but one brief year,
   O, happy flowering land,
We wandered here and whispered there,
   And hand was warm in hand.

O, crisp white clouds beyond the hill,
   O, lavrock in the skies,
Why do ye all remember still
   Her bright uplifted eyes.

Red heather on the windy moor,
   Wild thyme beside the way,
White jasmine by the cottage door,
   Harden your hearts today.

Smile not so kind, smile not so kind,
   Thou happy haunted place,
Or thou wilt strike these poor eyes blind
   With her remembered face.



Enough, More Later.
- James

Monday, June 30, 2008

Sunburned and Happy

Now playing: Jerry Goldsmith - The Fire Dragon
via FoxyTunes

Just got back from my week-long trip to Catalina Island with the fencers. I'll post a full travelogue later, but for now, here's my final article that I wrote for my Journalism class last year, which I hear has been accepted in Prized Writing. Go Me!

The Sword’s the Thing

Steel and Sweat

A glinting silver blade flashes towards me and I feel the familiar hot pain as its tip buries itself into my gut. “HALT!” cries a voice next to me, and the blade drops away, my very visible assailant (who is dressed all in white) stepping back a few steps. Though I can’t see his expression behind his mask, I can bet he’s got a self-satisfied smirk plastered across his face. I rub the now tender spot on my belly, which is covered by three layers of protective clothing. The tough and heavy synthetic jacket and half-jacket underneath have done a good job in preventing too much damage from the blunt blade. But the bruise, now welling up, attests that I still had a meter length piece of steel thrust into me, no matter how safe the sword had been made. I am participating in a Fencing match, and I love every minute of it.

I am currently fencing a tournament at the Davis Fencing Academy, and my smug opponent is a young stripling of about 15. Although he has gotten an earlier start than I in his fencing education and has been under the tutelage of a very good coach, I should be, by all rights, wiping the floor with him. The name of the game is determined by whichever of the three weapons are used. Valid areas to score hits (or touches), protocol for what attacks have priority, and general mindset all vary between the Foil, the Épée and the Saber.

A Gentleman’s Game

The Foil is the most balanced of the three weapons, with valid target area restricted to both the chest and midsection, along with a governing system called “right-of-way.” This set of rules was created based on the idea that, if one was dueling with real swords (and with a weapon like a Foil you aim to kill), you’re still dead if you and your opponent stab each other simultaneously. Thus, right-of-way holds that, if you are being threatened or attacked against, you must defend yourself before you counter-attack.

Right of way is also preserved with the Saber. This time, though, target area is from the navel up, out to the wrists, and includes the head. As the modern sport Saber has descended from the cavalry saber, the target area was based on the idea that it was un-gentlemanly to harm your opponent’s horse, as you would both be mounted. While points are scored in Foil by stabbing your opponent with the tip of your weapon, in Saber you gain points by slashing with the edge. This usually makes the pace of the game much faster, and those who fence Saber are much more aggressive as a result.

Standing on the other end of the spectrum is the Épée. One could argue that it is the most realistic of the three weapons, in that the target area is the entire body and there is no right of way. As its ancestor was the dueling rapier, the idea of “first-blood” determining the winner is still preserved in modern Epée combat, as the sword-arm is the first thing an Epeeist aims for, being the easiest to reach while staying out of harms way.

Dancing with Fortune

Returning to the match at hand, we are fighting with this last type of blade, and though it may be the most slow and methodical in comparison to the other weapons, it still requires a good deal of speed. The thing with Fencing is that you always play to your strengths, always trying to make your opponent fence the way you want him to. As such, I’m a tad on the slow side, but I make up for it by having amazing reach. The little squirt standing across from me has me outclassed in the former, but he’s young and inexperienced, he doesn’t know how to use it. Though he’s now two points ahead of me in a five point bout, I can still pull this off.

I manage three points, or touches, in quick succession. He doesn’t know how I like to fence, and he’s charging in blindly. As he goes to beat my blade aside or bind it in his own, I circle my blade around his and hit his exposed arm, or I simply back away and extend out, my long arms easily outreaching his. Now it’s my 3 to his 2, could be anyone’s game.

The next touch goes slowly. Sometimes it’s only a matter of seconds before someone scores a point, sometimes it takes almost a minute. Time seems to stretch when you’re on a fencing strip, thirty seconds seems like an eternity when you’re testing your opponent’s defenses, feinting here and there, and looking for an opening. I get lucky and he runs on to my blade, forgetting my reach. 4-2.

But then I get too cocky. Fencing to five points doesn’t take very long. If you’re not paying attention, touches can accumulate fast. He draws me in to attack, then beats my blade aside and stabs my arm like lightening. 4-3.

I change it up and do a running attack, or fleche, but I start about a foot too far back. I might as well have started a mile away for how easily he sees me coming. Once more I feel his blade on my chest. 4-4.

This is it: Four-all, La Belle, the point where the theme from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly starts playing. This next point determines the winner. I steel myself and breathe deeply, trying to keep a calm mind. The blade-work becomes fierce, the bell-guards of our weapons clang sonorously as we deflect each other’s attacks. I see and opening, circle my blade around, lunge…too slow. I feel the tip of his blade touch the underside of my extended sword arm. 5-4. Bout. His game.

Damn it.

My opponent looks surprised, but that’s a good thing. Most good touches come from reflexes and muscle memory, and chances are if you ask the swordsman how he pulled it off, he won’t have a clue. Luckily for me, this is only one bout in a set of five, I’ve still got chances to beat people. He can have his victory now, but I’ll see him again in the next set of matches.

His coach comes up to congratulate him and give him some tips. An action I accept begrudgingly, as he is essentially telling the kid how to beat me even more into the ground. But I have a great deal of respect for the older man, as he is one of the best fencers I know.

Coffee with the Master of Arms

This man is Simon Pitfield, Fencing Master, coach and owner of the Davis Fencing Academy. His figure is that of an Epeeist: a tall, lanky frame (about 6’5”) that may look slightly soft, but hides amazing speed and dexterity. The imposing height is offset by a pair of light blue eyes and a continuous smile, all made more approachable by his Australian accent. He can usually be seen wearing a black leather cuirass, or chest covering, which shows his status as the coach of the salle, or fencing hall.

I met Simon for an interview in the early morning on November 20th. Sitting down for coffee at Mishka’s, he had traded the look of steely fencing coach to that of a relaxed parent. Dressed causally in a T-shirt and warm up pants, he occasionally dandled his 5-month-old son on his knee as I asked about his life as a fencer.

Simon got his first taste of fencing in 1994 at a summer camp in England, which consisted of a single, 45 minute lesson. That was all it took. The next year, as an undergraduate at UC Davis, he actively sought out the fencing club and stuck with it for all four years before he earned his degree. During that time he also branched out into the Sacramento Fencing Club and also became a member of the USFA, or United States Fencing Association.

At that point the UCD Club was still small, only a few dozen members or so (compared to the 50 that currently compose it). The Collegiate Circuit, which is now comprised of tourneys at UC Santa Cruz, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, UC Berkeley and UC Davis, only got started in the 1997-1998 school year. By then Simon had already participated in many USFA Tournaments and had a good deal of experience under his belt. The Collegiate tournaments, which are more geared to novice fencers, presented little challenge to one who had already earned a “C” rating in Foil. The USFA gives out rankings to those who place well in events that have their blessing, ranging from an “E” (“Yeah, you’re all right…”) to an “A” (“Damn, Jackson!”).

After helping found the Davis Fencing Academy in 1999, Simon began a years training to earn his Master of Arms degree, which as he explained meant that “If I went to France, I could run a school myself.” The program involved both his skill at fencing (he had to face an Olympic gold medal Foilist as one of his tests), and his skill at teaching others. He had to demonstrate several hours of coaching and in the end write a 30 page thesis, after which he was given the title of Maître d’Armes I. The next step above that is Maître d’Armes II, which means that said individual is of high enough caliber that he may coach Olympic level teams. For Simon, level one is all that’s needed, as he seems perfectly happy to run local fencing salles, though branching out and shaking hands with other clubs has also been a point of interest.

Training Sequences

But how does one go about teaching how to work with swords? According to Simon, it’s “not what you’re teaching but how you teach it.” As it’s a very individual sport, and can be pursued either for competition, pleasure or both, it all depends on what the student is looking for. It’s therefore a coach’s first priority to find this out, and vary the lessons depending upon age and the desires of the student.

As for what makes a good fencer, it’s “basically a bit of everything.” Speed, stamina and flexibility come foremost, but almost any type of athlete can become a good fencer, “if you work out the kinks.” Fencing also requires a good deal of mental preparation, the ability to think calmly and clearly when the chips are down, and the ability to reason well. It’s “very much like a chess match” in the kind of thinking that needs to happen in order to be successful.
Hand-eye coordination is also incredibly important, along with a well developed sense of distance. The first thing that one works on when being taught how to fence is the precise footwork, which is “key for safety.” Knowing where your body is, how long your reach is, and the same information concerning your opponent is critical so you don’t run them through or get run through in return. While the weapons aren’t designed to pierce, they can break and accidents do happen. But as these concepts are all fundamental, problems concerning them rarely pop up outside of the first set of lessons.

Next comes blade-work, and along with the basic offensive and defensive moves, Simon likes to teach his students simple sequences that show up often. Although his students often find these sequences useless against each other, as they are all taught by the same coach, they do find that the combinations work on fencers outside their own club. Once the basics of footwork and blade-work are in place, speed is then added over time, and from there it’s working on techniques that work for the individual fencer, as they will have their own strengths and weaknesses.

In the end, it’s important to have a good relationship with the fencer, such that “they trust you instantly.” This allows the coach to suggest and introduce new things without being second guessed, especially in the heat of a tournament. For me, who has had the luck to have a fantastic fencing coach, this concept seemed like a given. But having seen the hard-headed and recalcitrant fencers that are out there, I can see why this is important.

As a Fencer, it was good to hear about these things from Simon. It tells me what to expect when I go up against his students. While I respect and like the individuals that are under Simon’s aegis, a little bit of “Know thy enemy” is par for the course in friendly fencing.

Rematch

An old fencing buddy of mine has a great habit of making somewhat pedestrian truth very entertaining. He’d love to describe someone who fences Saber, as he was, as “A Pirate captain sweeping on to the deck of his ship, shouting ‘Avast, me hearties! All grapple lines across! Forward to Glory!’” Thus I took great pleasure in his description of how one who fences Epée was “A quiet submarine commander, silently moving into position, giving away nothing, and before you know it, ‘BOOM!’ you’re blown out of the water.”

It was with this in mind that I approached my second match with the stripling at the tournament, though this time it was Direct Elimination. These matches are higher stakes, the one who loses a “DE” is then out of the running. As such, they are to 15 points, which usually allows more time for the fencers to get used to each other’s styles, and thus the more adaptable fencer has a chance to shine.

The boy and I salute each other and begin. He initially has the quiet façade of a good fencer, letting nothing show, remaining unperturbed as my blade parries, circles, and feints. Simon has taught him well, so far. But I get a point, then another, then another. We quietly clash in the middle of the strip, the only sound the soft grind of our swords occasionally running against each other. He manages a few good touches, but I’m gaining a wide lead. That’s when it happens.

The Tide Turns

I score a fantastic touch, a clean, clear shot to the arm. My opponent’s frustration finally gets the better of him, and he stomps his foot and lets out a half whine-half growl, almost like he’s throwing a tantrum. It’s very theatrical. But right then, I know one thing for sure. This kid has no chance against me.

You know how in the movies, during the training sequences, when the young protagonist loses his fool head and is promptly rebuffed by the master? The line “never let your emotions get the better of you” is usually used. When you’re angry, you tend to lose focus, concentrating more on the fact that you are getting beaten rather than how you’re getting beaten. That’s when you do stupid things. Some fencers are able to work past that, but this kid isn’t one of them.

Now I know my advantage, and now the mental part of fencing takes prominence. Forget the fact that he’s faster than I; he’s too busy thinking about our wildly disparate score to use it. At the next “Ready, Fence!” from the judge, I bounce forward and hop back and forth in place, displaying one part of my arm, then another. It’s too much movement for him, he attacks simply. I move my arm out of the way and strike him. 12-6, my favor. He stomps and vocalizes again. This kid is losing it.

I still need to stay frosty, but I can have more fun. I inch close to him, waiting until the tip of my blade is past his guard. He’s not paying attention to distance, and though I’m slow on the takeoff, I spring forward and hit him before his blade has a chance to move mine out of the way. 13-6. Another tantrum, but by now it’s gotten old.

We move into distance of each other again. I retreat a step and leave my arm dangling at my side, openly defiant. At this point I could go for the double-touch, that is, let him hit me as I hit him. The fact that we’d both get points doesn’t mean much when I’m this far ahead. I want to keep it clean though, and keep it clean I do, retreating with my arm extended as he charges me. I nick him in the arm. 14-6.

Endgame

Now I’m not worried about losing. At one point away, I can be brash. My opponent, his mind temporarily cleared by the very fact that I’m about to win, has the same thought. He angles for my arm, and I parry wide, not thinking about what comes next. But he’s ahead of me, circling his blade under mine, and wonder of wonders, goes for my knee. I have just enough time to retreat a step and angle my blade toward him before he comes crashing into me.

I get him in the clavicle, which slightly arrests his motion. I’m sure to keep the weapon loose in my hand so I don’t drive it into his shoulder, my arm arcing upward with the force of his body. He does the same, but he’s misjudged his momentum. Instead of perforating my patella, the tip of the blade slides off and straight down my shin, pushing the sock down and very nearly taking off the top layer of skin. We end in a tangle of limbs and pain, my elation at having schooled the kid blunted by the fire on my leg.

But I’m still in good spirits as we salute each other and shake hands. After he cools down a bit, I go over and congratulate him on a match well fought. His face lights up with a smile and we chat amicably about fencing wounds being like badges of honor. At the end of it all, what makes Fencing like this great is how it draws people together, despite its bellicose nature. Swords and camaraderie, what more could one ask for?

Fin.

Enough, More Later.
- James